My Yahoo! Finance page tells me that my AMZN options closed today down to $.34. So of course I am buying more --- a limit order to buy 10 more at $.32. What's another $320? Now I just need a really lousy holiday buying season, preferably within the next few weeks so's I can sell these at a vast profit, followed by some amazing holiday buying by the general public, so that my long-standing purchase in AMZN shares will continue on it's upward ascent, hopefully to buzzillions of dollars per share.
So everyone, in, say, mid-December, please go directly to Amazon.com and buy away!!!!
"buzzillions": Pronounced buz-ZIL-lions; Meaning: Lots of 'em