Even more AMZN options

My limit order went through this morning.  AMZN closed UP, amazingly, to $130.54, waaaaay above what I figured it would be on this day and will be in the next few weeks.  The math:

$1,270 / 30 Jan 80 AMZN Puts = $.423/option

So my cost basis has averaged down from my initial $.53/option to $.423/option.  That is the good news.

The bad news: They are options, and they expire in just over 2 months.  I have to hope that everyone will see the (very short-term) light and sell AMZN down a bunch.  Don't know how I'll do ...

More AMZN options

My Yahoo! Finance page tells me that my AMZN options closed today down to $.34.  So of course I am buying more --- a limit order to buy 10 more at $.32.  What's another $320?  Now I just need a really lousy holiday buying season, preferably within the next few weeks so's I can sell these at a vast profit, followed by some amazing holiday buying by the general public, so that my long-standing purchase in AMZN shares will continue on it's upward ascent, hopefully to buzzillions of dollars per share.

So everyone, in, say, mid-December, please go directly to Amazon.com and buy away!!!!

Definition:
"buzzillions": Pronounced buz-ZIL-lions; Meaning: Lots of 'em

Amazon.com options

So the other day I revelled to my wife the fact that Amazon.com (AMZN) shares popped about 25%, up to ~$118 per share, on the company's positive quarterly earnings news.  That made me happy, since I bought my AMZN shares at just over $7 a piece, back in the very early part of this century.  A 15-bagger, as they call it, is unusual and something to be savored.  Be happy, enjoy it, bask in the glow, and all of that crap.

So I immediately decided to bet against myself.  On some future date I will explain how I have made some money in the past by buying deep-in-the-money Call options on various companies that expire several months out, hoping for upward share price movement.  AMZN, however, suddenly --- VERY SUDDENLY --- being at an all-time high (yes, higher even than it's price during the Dot Com boom), was way too high too fast.  So, not wanting to sell any of my shares (I just plain like the company and its CEO, Jeff Bezos), I decided to look into buying some Puts that are a few months out, assuming that this sudden price peak is an anomaly, at least temporarily.  So off I went into my Ameritrade account and delving into the Yahoo! Finance pages, looking through all of the relevant research.  I found some $80 Puts that expire in January 2010 (just 2 months out) that were priced at $.50 - $.60 each.  Buying 10 would only cost me ~$500 - $600.  I'll take that gamble.  So I bought my 10 January AMZN Puts with a strike price of $80 at $.53 each.

That was a couple of weeks ago.  AMZN's price went down a bit and my options went up a bit, and then they both reversed course by this past Friday -- AMZN closed at ~$126.  So this morning I picked up another 10 identical Puts at $.42.  My average price is now down to $.475.  Soon I shall place a good-til-cancelled (GTC) limit order to sell them for around $.58 each, which will net me some $2000.  I don't know how far down AMZN needs to go in the near-term for my Puts to go up that far, but I am hoping that everyone's damned holiday cheer and gift buying and such won't screw up my plan.

Why the Dow 30?

I have been asking this ever since I really started learning about investing a decade and a half or so ago.  Everyone, everyday, talks about the Dow 30 as being the be-all-end-all index by which to measure the market.  To which I say (big decision here ... do I keep this G-rated, or go for an R rating?? ... aah, let's go for PG ...) "BULL!!!".

The following, amazingly enough, I am writing almost completely by memory.  I will admit to just one or two Wikipedia checks as I go along though.

The Dow 30 is really the Dow Jones Industrial Average (or DJIA).  This was invented several centuries  ago (OK, but it was back in the late 1800s) by Charles Dow.  Mr. Dow was simply trying to figure out a way to measure how the market was doing day in and day out.  At the time, with only a few hundred publicly-traded companies of which to keep track, he figured he'd "set up" several indices, each representing a particular chunk of the market, and track them.  The Dow Jones Industrial Average was so called because:

1. It contained 30 companies,
2. Those 30 companies represented, at the time, a very good snapshot of how our very industrial-based economy was doing, and
3. It simply averaged the stock prices of those 30 companies (i.e. it added the 30 stock prices together and then divided by 30)

Note that this average, or index, is NOT market-cap driven; it takes into account only the actual stock prices, rather than the total market worth of the companies.

Mr. Dow also had two other averages about which I am aware, but which are seldom mentioned in the main press:

• The Dow Jones Transportation Average, consisting mostly at the time of railroad companies (think how important the railroads are in the game Monopoly)
• The Dow Jones Utilities Average, consisting of ... uh, utility companies.

OK, enough quick history.  This is MY investing blog, so here is MY problem with the Dow 30:

The Dow 30, these days, is a ridiculous measure because it contains only 30 companies out of ... tens of thousands of publicly-traded companies.

How dumb.  Just plain dumb.  There are sooooo many other indices (the true plural of the word index, by the way) that make so much more sense than this to track the overall market simply because they contain so many more companies.  Of note:

• The S&P 500, which contains Standard & Poor's list of what THEY think the 500 most influential companies are (all strictly U.S. companies).  These 500 companies are not, by the way, the 500 largest U.S. companies.  They are mostly the largest 500 U.S. companies, but some, such as Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway, Inc., (of which I own one single B share --- WOOHOO!!) is one of the largest 5 or so U.S. companies by market cap and yet is NOT an S&P 500 member,
• Various Russell indices, containing various numbers of companies of various sizes,
• Some Wilshire indices, like the Wilshire 5000 which contains 7000 companies (don't ask ...), or
• The Wilshire Total Market Index which includes, to my knowledge, all public companies, although it really doesn't (again, don't ask).

Technically I guess I prefer the Total Market indices.  So why does the "Dow 30" persist?  My thoughts:

1. It is old.  It is the oldest index.  It has history, much more so than any other investing index.  It has a mystique about it.  People are just used to it.
2. It is simple to understand.  Though the math has gotten just slightly more complicated over the years, as companies have been added to or deleted from the index and the very simple divisor "30" is now some very strange number (0.132319125 today - OK, this one I did look up), it is still just easy to understand, and it only contains 30 companies vice the hundreds or thousands in other indices.
3. It is owned by Dow, Jones and Co.  And what else does Dow, Jones and Co. own?  Why, the Wall Street Journal of course, the most widely-read investing newspaper (hey, I get it), and one of the most widely-read newspapers in general, in the world.  Hmmm ... Dow, Jones and Co. owns both the DJIA and the WSJ.  Think they are going to give up any of the Dow indices?

I think not ...